Increase your bust size. Go to church.

Couldn't resist this one. I've always been fascinated by the aerial advertising one sees at the beach (we had beaches where I grew up, not 'the Shore'), whether those banners towed behind planes or the messages spelt out in little puffs of smoke released like some sort of giant teletypewriter in the sky.

Today's Ledger has a fun story on same ("What they're reading at the Shore"). Just right for those who, like me, can't make it down the Shore today.

-- Dan Damon

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