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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Jerry Green steps aside for Smiley, endorses Mapp




Assemblyman Jerry Green, said to be remorseful over letting Plainfielders down over the closure of Muhlenberg Regional Medical Center, will announce today that he is backing Adrian Mapp for mayor and will withdraw from the race for his Assembly seat in favor of Plainfield resident Rick Smiley, according to rumors heard on April 1st.



-- Dan Damon

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's about time. Another rumor I heard is that Mayor Sharon was named "Mayor of the Year." Is that an April Fool's joke?

Anonymous said...

That was so funny Dan. So damm funny. If only it was true

Carol said...

Are you freakin' kidding me? April Fool's, right?

Anonymous said...

Dan, you are still very funny. I love it. Miss you.

Vickey

Anonymous said...

Happy April's Fool Day to you too Dan! If it was any other day you would had me thinking that's this is true!

Good one!

MP

Anonymous said...

You forgot to include the property tax reduction they are putting through.

Michael Townley said...

The problem with your April Fool's joke is that it was not really believable.

Anonymous said...

How is this April Fool's rumor different from the stuff you spread every day?

Anonymous said...

That's it step into that sweet dark night.
Would it not be a day of celebration in Plainfield ;D

Anonymous said...

Dan, Dan, Nice try, but you can never beat last year's "Dan for Mayor" announcement.
Sandy

Rob said...

LOL - Jerry sorry for the hospital ball dropping ?? And not supporting Mini-Me??? You are funnier than I have ever perceived..LOL`

Anonymous said...

April Fools!!!!!

Laura said...

We can all celebrate in the auditorium of the newly re-opened Muhlenburg. I'll give Jerry a lift.

Anonymous said...

Please tell me it's NOT an April Fool's Day joke! When I got the notice, I just about plotzed with joy!

Anonymous said...

I thought hell had frozen over and then I looked at the date...you got me! Carrie

Anonymous said...

xx$#@%^ you!!!!!!

Dan, I've been so busy watching my grand kids today I forgot it was 4/1.....came home and read the head line...went immediately to the article to then realize you're up to your old tricks..thanks for the laugh after the let down!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jerry stepping aside is believable but when I seen Sharon as Mayor of the Year, it was too obvious.

Can't wait to see what you come up with next year